Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

I don’t know if you’re real or not. But if you are, please pardon my disbelief. After all, you’d have trouble believing in you too. This year, I haven’t been really very good nor very angelic. However this wish list is different, because I’d like to ask for things for other people, so I hope what I ask for gets through regardless of my behaviour.

1. Please get my teacher some real leprechauns to help her because I think she deserves some decent and reliable help instead of us students who refuse to show up and keep grumbling too Maybe you can spare her a few elves from your factories?

2. Please give each of my girlfriends a day with their favourite celebrity. I know a few who would definitely appreciate this, and since you know everything, I know you know them. (a bit of a long shot, but so what XD)

3. Please give Jon a big piece of cheesecake and a big dog to walk and play with. Oh, and a paper Godzilla.

4. Please give Fern, besides the day with her favourite celebrity, a big hug and a penguin. And an Australian junior football team.

5. Please give peace of mind to anyone who needs it as long as they haven’t done anything nasty.

6. Please give a thought to soldiers and other people who spent their year saving lives and other good, cool stuff like that, I think you can come up with a wish list for them.

7. Please give Leonard… I don’t know what he needs, but give it to him anyway if it’s not too much trouble.

Thanks Santa. Hope to be able to write something for myself next year. Have a great year and don’t overwork too much.

Love, Xacrest.

ps. And if you’re wondering about the porridge and banana incident in the cafeteria, it wasn’t me.